My name is Jonny Jalepeno, with a capital J,
\nJolly but jealous and jumpy in every way,
\nA jumbled, jangled beard frames my jagged face,
\nwith a jelly-tastic belly that wobbles when I race.
\nAlthough I may jest about the jaunts that I’ve had,
\nI’m really, really, really not that bad!<\/p>\n
My name is Jonny Jalepeno with a capital J,
\nWhen lounging in the sun, I get very hot as I lay.
\nSo I move to the shade to cool off-NOT!
\nOften falling asleep beside my cot.
\nAs I twist and turn, I try not to jiggle,
\nBecause it makes the ants crawling in my beard wriggle.<\/p>\n
My name is Jonny Jalepeno with a capital J,
\nFood is something for which I DO NOT pay.
\nJelly fish are a sight to see in the deep, blue ocean
\nBut when I’m sooo thirsty all I do is turn to potions.
\nRumble, rumble from my tum that jack-knifes into oblivion,
\nI need to find something, even if it’s an amphibian.<\/p>\n
My name is Jonny Jalepeno with a capital J,
\nOn my trusted pirate ship, I begin to jolt and sway.
\nIn a storm my jib swings back jetting me through the waves,
\nTaking me far out to sea towards the jewel filled caves.
\nI don’t give a jot of where I have been,
\nSo long as I lay low unable to be seen.<\/p>\n
My name is Jonny Jalepeno with a capital J,
\nAt night I go to battle but treasure hunt by day.
\nWhen I have a sword fight it is often with a jester,
\nI stab him in the jugular and his body begins to fester.
\nAlthough I smell worse than a jazzy slipper
\nNothing smells quite as bad as a rotten kipper. Yo ho ho!<\/p>\n\n